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Smoosh monsters. Climb the ladder. Cause chaos.

Drop goofy little monsters into a jar. When two of the same kind collide, they smoosh into the next creature up the ladder. Simple, right? Then the jar fills, the physics get rowdy, and one badly-aimed fuzzball brings the whole wobbling tower down on top of you.
Monster Smoosh is a Suika-style merge game with a sense of humor. Cute-monstrous critters, exaggerated physics, and death that feels like a punchline instead of a punishment.

Climb the 11-monster ladder

From the humble Fuzzball all the way up to a gloriously derpy elder god. Every merge is bigger, bouncier, and more chaotic than the last.

• Drop & merge — match two monsters to fuse them into the next tier.
  
• Chain combos — set up cascades and watch the score explode.
  
• Mind the jar — let it overflow and it's game over. No pressure.

The cow economy

There's a secret second ladder, and it goes moo. An alien rancher quietly farms a herd of cows in your jar. Cultivate them, ring the cowbell, and harvest the whole herd through portals for a massive payday. Bigger herd, bigger boom.

Chaos is the point

• Specials charge up as you play — fire the cowbell or the magnet to bend the chaos your way.
  
• UFOs drift in to stir the pot when you least expect it.
  
• Death as spectacle — when it all comes crashing down, it's a show worth watching.

Climb the global leaderboard

Post your best run to the online top-10, slap your name on it, and wait for some stranger to smoosh you right back off.

The vibe

No grimdark here. Even the Cthulhu is a plush. Just bright, loud, joyful chaos you can play for one minute or one very lost hour.
Aim. Drop. Smoosh. Repeat.