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Race through ChairCo’s underground test facility as a freshly recruited chairtronaut in a high-speed, precision-piloting challenge that turns the humble office chair into a weapon of corporate glory. Chair-Riot blends snappy arcade controls with leaderboard-driven competition, letting you drift, dodge, and speed through passive-aggressive obstacle courses. Unlock deeper floors, master the Mark I, and claim your name in glorious red LED lights—one perfectly executed run at a time.

Features

• Precision-focused arcade-style chair-piloting gameplay

• Global leaderboards for every underground testing floor

• Progressive level unlocking through ChairCo’s Secure Testing Facility

• Passive-aggressive obstacles (because HR said “no more live tigers”)

Put your quick-twitch mouse skills to the ultimate test in Chair-Riot, where office chairs aren’t just for sitting—they’re for blazing through absurd corporate obstacle courses.

As ChairCo’s newest Top Gun chairtronaut, you’ve been hand-picked to pilot the legendary ChairCo Mark I (“ol’ Woody”) through the company’s underground testing facility. Your mission? Guide the Chair Track Indicator (the puck) through a maze of questionably designed test tracks and reach the finish line as fast as possible to climb the global leaderboard.

Navigate the Corporate Gauntlet

• Deploy your employee ID badge and razor-sharp chair-wrangling skills to beat the clock.

• Outsmart the dreaded Facilities Department, who’ve filled every corridor with passive-aggressive obstacles designed to slow you down.

• Master the art of controlled chaos as you drift, roll, and spin your way to glory.

Descend Through the Facility

• Start your chair-piloting journey on B1 and work your way deeper—B2, B3, and beyond—unlocking new test floors as you conquer each course.

• Scan your keycard to access restricted levels buried beneath ChairCo HQ.

• Compete against your personal bests—or take on the entire ChairCo team—to claim your name in blazing red LED lights.

• Each floor features its own scoreboard, tracking your best and last times alongside company-wide records.

Do you have what it takes to become ChairCo’s top-gun rolling-chair pilot?