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Float like a ?, sting like a ?.

EMOJI MASSACRE is a fast, cute, surprisingly deep top-down boxing game where every fighter is an emoji — and every emoji has a pair of gloves to match. ? SMILEY wears ? Textbook gloves. ? DIABLO's ? Scorcher hooks set you on fire. ? MOAI's ? Stone Fists barely budge. ? DOOKIE's ? Stink Cloud... slows everyone down.

TWO ARMS DO ALL THE TALKING

Jabs, hooks, uppercuts, blocks, dodges and frame-tight PARRIES. Stamina is the whole strategy — gas out and you're a heavy bag with legs. Eat too many clean shots and you get CUT, and the blood keeps coming. Get dropped and you fight the referee's count yourself: tap a swinging marker through blurred, doubled, wobbling vision, and it gets harder every time you go down. Three knockdowns in a round is a TKO.

Go the distance instead and three judges score it on the 10-point must system — knockdowns, clean punching, pressure and aggression, round by round, read out on a real scorecard.

A CAREER THAT TALKS BACK

Week by week: train in four playable drills that level up as you grind them, take fights for a purse that shrinks the longer you stall, and read the newscast as pundits hype you, doubt you, and crown a rival who always seems to be one win ahead. Spend the money on coaches, gloves, punch trails, entourages and walk-out songs.

Then challenge five giant bosses whenever YOU feel ready — ? OCTO (four arms), ? DRAGO, ? CROWN, ? ZORP and ? ONI. Each one you beat is a belt, a full title ceremony, and a target on your back: defend it and build a dynasty, or watch the streak die on live TV.

FIGHT NIGHT, NOT JUST A FIGHT

Every boxer walks a crowd-lined red carpet with their own theme song, entourage, pyro and one of sixteen dances. A packed emoji crowd waves hand-painted signs for tonight's card, leaps at every big hit — and boos the place down when nobody throws. Between rounds your corner reads the fight and tells you exactly what to fix. Afterwards: the judges' cards, and a picture-in-picture highlight reel of your best moments and the finish from two angles.

SEVEN WAYS TO SCRAP

• ? CAREER — the full run: training, events, rivals, bosses, belts and title defenses
  
• ⚡ QUICK FIGHT — any fighter, any opponent, right now
  
• ? ONLINE VERSUS — fight a friend by room code or Steam invite, with voice chat
  
• ? LOCAL 2-PLAYER — a second gamepad or a shared keyboard
  
• ? PAY-PER-VIEW — book any two fighters and just watch, ringside cam or action cam
  
• ? MAYHEM — you against three at once, and a knockdown means you're OUT
  
• ? DAILY CHALLENGE — one seeded gauntlet, the same for everyone, every day

...plus ?️ CREATE-A-BOXER: your emoji, your gloves, your style — usable in every single mode.

YOUR GYM, YOUR ROSTER

53 emoji boxers in all. The base game has 29 of them — 24 challengers and 5 bosses — each with their own glove style, signature special, walk-out song and dance. You start with three. The rest you either buy with prize money or recruit the hard way: beat them in a Career fight and they sign with your gym on the spot. Four optional fighter packs add 24 more, and every premium fighter is a sidegrade, never a shortcut — different toys, never bigger numbers.

ONE PURCHASE, BOTH POCKETS

Emoji Massacre is coming to Android too. Link your Steam and mobile copies with a one-time code, and a fighter pack bought on either store unlocks on both.

Three camera angles, 10 achievements, 5 leaderboards, full gamepad support with rumble, and fully rebindable keyboard and pad controls.

All emoji. All heart. Zero mercy.