The sales satire as an idle career game: from Junior SDR with a headset all the way to IPO. Nail your call timing, let deals ripen, reroll and fuse your team into legends, conquer the world map as VP and take the company public as CSO.
You start in a basement with a phone, a list of strangers and a quota. Nobody asks how you got there. They ask whether the number is green at the end of the month.
SDR — Dial, get past the gatekeeper, hit the timing bar. Buy interns and auto-dialers that keep calling for you.
Account Executive — Drag deals through your pipeline. Wait and they ripen in value, wait too long and the customer goes cold. Then sit down with Procurement and play your cards.
Manager — Stop selling. Draw candidates, reroll, and fuse two reps of the same rarity into something better: Senior, Principal, Rainmaker, Legend.
VP of Sales — The continent is a board game. Place managers, conquer neighbouring regions, and counter the incumbent's live attacks before the clock runs out.
Chief Sales Officer — Build a sales house across five continents. SDRs make leads, AEs need them, every leader can only carry so many. Raise the share price and ring the bell.
After Senior SDR you choose: become an Account Executive and sell on your own, or take the SDR Team Lead job — keep your phone and carry a team at the same time. Two very different runs.
Fall short and you land on a performance improvement plan. Fall short again and you ride the lift back down. Headhunters write while you are still falling: a bigger company, a lower rank, better commission. Take it and you start over with the prestige you earned.
Every pixel is drawn by the game's own art generator and every note is synthesised while you play. No image files, no audio files — just a basement, a telephone and a number.
Nine career ranks in one office tower, each with its own gameplay
Manager gacha: reroll, fuse, build legends
Company switches from startup to unicorn, prestige skill tree, 29 achievements
Play-on-the-side mode: the autopilot keeps playing while you work — plus a boss key
Pause anytime, autosave, controller support, fully in English and German