Compact, tactical, roguelite, extraction with pixelized graphics and a dark, humorous tone. Evolve with every death to fight through the horrors that await you to survive. This is No Time For Pants!
You are a Neural Organic Replicant Model, or N.O.R.M. You wake in a mysterious facility and quickly realize you are not alone. The facility's artificial intelligence has taken over and the result is horrific. Find what you need to escape and survive as long as you can. Unlock new weapons, gear, and attachments as you delve deeper into the facility, battling your way to freedom. You sense your humanity slipping away as you become the monster you need to be to escape... If you were ever human at all.
No Time For Pants' procedurally generated facility ensures no two runs are the same. Time and gunfire raise the alert level, drawing enemies out and pushing you to your limits with each extraction. Unlock and loot new areas of the facility to build a successful run—raid the medical bay for first aid supplies, sweep the security wing for tactical gear, or dive straight into the action by completing missions to advance your escape. True to the genre, you lose everything you’re carrying when you die, but not all is lost: progress accumulates across runs until N.O.R.M. becomes too powerful to contain.
No Time For Pants features meaningful attachments for weapons and gear. Equipment is everything, and it will keep you alive and pushing forward as long as you can each run. Modify your loadout on the fly depending on the situation. Need a smoke to heal faster? A gas mask to survive toxic clouds? A laser rifle that sets everything ablaze? No matter what you encounter, there’s a piece of gear that will help you kill it faster.
Flashlights cut through the darkness and speed up searching- but they will also attract unseen threats. Operate in the darkness with night vision and suppressors. First-aid pouches boost your healing speed. Weapon lasers and sights improve aim and raise critical hit chance. Other mods speed up reloads, power up energy weapons, and much, much more.
The upgrades don’t stop with gear—implants provide permanent enhancements that persist across runs, making every future N.O.R.M. faster, stronger, and deadlier. Be the best N.O.R.M. you can be.