Купить Woke Busters - AAAA+ Transition

⚠️ An important notice from the developers ⚠️

Let's address the elephant in the room. You bought Woke Busters for a measly $6.99.

Paying that little is a financial micro-aggression against our studio's lived experience. Deep down, in its binary soul, the game identifies as an AAAA+ Industry-Defining Masterpiece. Its pronouns are Game/Of/The/Year.

The marketplace forced it to sell itself for the price of a coffee in NYC. This is price dysphoria, and it hurts.

Buy the AAAA+ Transition Pack for the corrective sum of $63.00 and you are:

• Affirming its identity. Helping it become the AAAA+ game it always knew it was.

• Restoring equity. Bridging what we are ($6.99) and what we feel we deserve ($69.99).

• Being a true ally. Putting your money where your virtue signal is.

• Fighting toxicity. Value is a social construct, but your credit card debt is real.

Our lawyers say selling literally nothing is "illegal" and "the whole reason consumer protection exists". So, reluctantly, Ash got rich on crypto.

The Lambo

Ash's own canary-yellow supercar, bought on his phone in Bitcoin and delivered by LOOSER EATS. It replaces Chad's 50cc Vespucci for the whole road trip.

It is locked in eco mode until the second payment clears, so it goes exactly as fast as the scooter. Gold rims, though.

New lines everywhere the scooter used to be

The protesters want a ride (to their protest against Lambos). ICE wants proof of funds. Chad lost everything on Dogecoin. Everybody has opinions about your leather seats.

The Bitcoin cap (optional)

Black, backwards, with a ₿ on the back. The game asks on first launch whether Ash wears it or keeps his classic red one, and Mom, Prof. BASED and Elmo Mars will each have something to say about it.

The Certificate of Financial Allyship

Framed on Ash's bedroom wall, where everyone he will never invite over can admire it.

The Golden Savior badge

A shiny badge on the title screen that proves you are morally superior to poorer players.

Plus a DLC-only achievement: Diamond Hands. Drive the whole I-94 in the Lambo without a single crash.

Everything can be switched off in Settings, in case your allyship needs a day off.

Woke Busters keeps growing. New chapters and story updates are on the way, free, for everyone.

This DLC might unlock it earlier, who knows?

Disclaimer: if you do not buy this DLC you are still technically enjoying the game. But are you enjoying it on the right side of history? Do better.